Friday, October 29, 2010

Trick or Slutty Rainbow Brite

I wish I could be more creative with my costume. But with various projects I'm working on, I have no creative juice left in this body to pull a costume together out of crafty box and/or closet. So I took the easy way out and earlier this week went into one of those temporary Halloween stores browsing for a costume.

There was much to choose from. Witches, nurses, princesses. And more specific characters like Strawberry Shortcake, Rainbow Brite, Little Red Riding Hood. The majority of which had their skirts up at vagina level.

When did the costumes become so, well, short? I get the wanting to be sexy thing. I mean, hell, I went as a prostitute my senior year in high school. But why is it so effin hard to find a costume that's not some generic witch or medieval princess and also doesn't have a skirt that would be up at my vagina?

I was liking the idea of reaching back into my youth by being Rainbow Brite. But not in that skirt. No way. Not happening.

Of course, I came home grumbling angry words about it to DH. Who gave me the Look and told me I should get one. For the bedroom.

Figures.

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