Please Pass the Lotion

My bridal portraits are this Wednesday. When I scheduled them a couple weeks ago, I realized I had a problem.

Tan lines. I may be a pale person, bu ZOMG the tan lines. They were noticeable.

So as soon as I booked my photographer for the portraits, I started to think about what I could do to get rid of the blasted lines.

Being that it's January and winter and all, my options were some what limited. I decided to give spray tan a try. And I got tan, only it didn't hide the lines like I had hoped. And DF couldn't stand the smell.

Then I turned to the tanning bed. Something I generally don't like but it was my best choice in the short time I had. And it has worked. Mostly. With some side effects though.

I often find myself in public trying to find clever ways to scratch my boobs without notice. And I've got the rosiest cheeks. And I don't mean my face.