Friday, July 17, 2009

I'm Not Judging, I'm Just Saying

We have a pervy dog. Cooper has started humping my legs. Or actually it's more like he's just looking at my legs. Sometimes he might kinda put a leg around one of ours. But mostly he just sits next to my leg, looks at my leg, and starts a humping-type movement.

The dog is a voyeur.

It's actually quite disturbing because he also likes to make eye contact in the midst of his humping.

And it's not just my legs. He does the same thing to DF's legs. Our dog is bisexual. Which I don't have a problem with. I just find it incredibly strange.

Frak, and as I write this he's crawling on my back and trying to hump it at the same time. I never realized before how sexy my back was, but it's good to know.

UPDATE: Ok, so it turns out to be a dominance issue, not a sexual one. Which I guess makes sense. It's just not nearly as funny.

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