Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Hump Day Humor: Man Meets Bench

The following is a true story:

A couple weeks ago, a man in Hong Kong fell in love with a park bench. You see this particular bench is made of metal and is decorated with holes that are approximately 2 inches in diameter. The man thought these holes so beautiful that he couldn't help but become one with them.

Yes. He placed his penis in one of the holes. And then he became stuck. I shit you not. He had to call authorities to come and help him dislodge his penis from the bench. Full story with pictures and video (don't worry, it's PG).

I was wiping tears away when I heard this. Frakkin' hilarious.

3 comments:

Ellie said...

The Mistah and I witnessed a very similiar happening at a gay nude bar/sunbathing pier in Key Westy.

Sun, heat, nudity, chaise lounge.....

And yes, we watched the whole thing. And I think Mr. Man minded not at all...

h31n0us said...

That is too damn funny. I guess he'll be investing in the astroglide next time.

I wonder if he'll get to keep the bench. No one's going to want to sit there after that report.

Michele said...

holy crap, that's awful and awesome and everything in between!