What?! I did a double take. Sure enough. The chick was riding him like it was the bare back bronco event at a rodeo. And not partially clothed having sex but stark naked. I chuckled and went inside the gym. Only I could still see them as I did my own workout on the elliptical. It was like a car accident. I know I shouldn't look, but I couldn't stop myself. No staring, just a few glances to my left to see if they were still going at it. I need professional help apparently.
20 minutes and 4 positions later they were finally done. When I left later, they were still lying in the chair only they had put their swimsuits back on. So naturally, I had to use this story for my daily photo today. Only I didn't get a photo of the actual event. So I went back this afternoon and took a photo from where I first noticed them. The lesson from this? Always carry a camera.
P.S. As I was taking this photo, I saw a couple walk out of the building nearest the pool. I'm pretty sure it was them. Only it was a little difficult to tell. You know. Because they were wearing clothes.
7 comments:
Yikes! Morning sex is really really nice, but outside? In the NUDE? in a deck chair?
Exactly why it was so shocking at 5:45 in the morning.
So are you going to avoid sitting on that chair from now on???
Wish I could. But I didn't have the thought that I should mark the chair until it had been moved. Damn! Though I may just take some bleach down there one evening and clean every one of those chairs.
Your awesomeness was featured on BS Sunday on the Houston Chronicle Online: http://tinyurl.com/6c2w4u
Awesome!
I at least wouldn't have taken off all my clothes or tried so many positions! You know, a little modesty is nice.
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