Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Day #26 - The Sex Chair

So this morning started like any other... I got up at 5:40, dressed and ran into some furniture trying to turn off the alarm (swearing loudly). I made my way to workout and happen to look over my shoulder out across the pool. Only this morning I saw a couple having sex in one of the lounge chairs by the pool.

What?! I did a double take. Sure enough. The chick was riding him like it was the bare back bronco event at a rodeo. And not partially clothed having sex but stark naked. I chuckled and went inside the gym. Only I could still see them as I did my own workout on the elliptical. It was like a car accident. I know I shouldn't look, but I couldn't stop myself. No staring, just a few glances to my left to see if they were still going at it. I need professional help apparently.


20 minutes and 4 positions later they were finally done. When I left later, they were still lying in the chair only they had put their swimsuits back on. So naturally, I had to use this story for my daily photo today. Only I didn't get a photo of the actual event. So I went back this afternoon and took a photo from where I first noticed them. The lesson from this? Always carry a camera.



P.S. As I was taking this photo, I saw a couple walk out of the building nearest the pool. I'm pretty sure it was them. Only it was a little difficult to tell. You know. Because they were wearing clothes.

7 comments:

Catizhere said...

Yikes! Morning sex is really really nice, but outside? In the NUDE? in a deck chair?

Becky Mochaface said...

Exactly why it was so shocking at 5:45 in the morning.

Laurel said...

So are you going to avoid sitting on that chair from now on???

Becky Mochaface said...

Wish I could. But I didn't have the thought that I should mark the chair until it had been moved. Damn! Though I may just take some bleach down there one evening and clean every one of those chairs.

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

Your awesomeness was featured on BS Sunday on the Houston Chronicle Online: http://tinyurl.com/6c2w4u

TxGambit said...

Awesome!

nikki said...

I at least wouldn't have taken off all my clothes or tried so many positions! You know, a little modesty is nice.