So this morning started like any other... I got up at 5:40, dressed and ran into some furniture trying to turn off the alarm (swearing loudly). I made my way to workout and happen to look over my shoulder out across the pool. Only this morning I saw a couple having sex in one of the lounge chairs by the pool.
What?! I did a double take. Sure enough. The chick was riding him like it was the bare back bronco event at a rodeo. And not partially clothed having sex but stark naked. I chuckled and went inside the gym. Only I could still see them as I did my own workout on the elliptical. It was like a car accident. I know I shouldn't look, but I couldn't stop myself. No staring, just a few glances to my left to see if they were still going at it. I need professional help apparently.
20 minutes and 4 positions later they were finally done. When I left later, they were still lying in the chair only they had put their swimsuits back on. So naturally, I had to use this story for my daily photo today. Only I didn't get a photo of the actual event. So I went back this afternoon and took a photo from where I first noticed them. The lesson from this? Always carry a camera.
P.S. As I was taking this photo, I saw a couple walk out of the building nearest the pool. I'm pretty sure it was them. Only it was a little difficult to tell. You know. Because they were wearing clothes.