Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Day #7 - Crotch Shot


This is a new height on my blog I'm reaching today... I'm posting a picture of my crotch. Who knew that a week ago when I decided to embark on this little adventure of posting a picture a day that would include said picture of my crotch? But here we are. And there's my crotch.

Well as you may be aware, Starbucks has launched a new drink. It's a smoothie (read non-coffee) made with bananas. When I stopped in to pick up some much needed coffee this morning, the register barista handed me a sample and free coupon. I'm not a big fan of bananas in smoothies, but I don't turn down free samples (that's what she said!). But I decided to take it into the car with me rather than finish it and throw away the tiny non-lidded cup in the trash before I walked out the door. Well minutes later when I had to hit my brakes a little harder than originally anticipated, the smoothie ended up more in the seat and my pants than it did in my stomach.

No biggie, I thought. I have the best thing ever invented in my purse ... the Tide pen! Since I was driving, I didn't whip it out right there (lots of innuendo today) but waited until I got to work. Only when I did, I discovered my pen was broken! And water and paper towels did not work nearly as well. This was a tragedy! And a long explanation for why I'm posting a picture of my crotch. I'm almost nervous to think of where this could go next. And must remember to add Tide pen to my grocery list.

3 comments:

catnip said...

That'll teach you to accept a smoothie with bananas! Yuck, I hate bananas, even when they're free.

Jenn said...

EWWW! I can tell that's made with UBB.

Black Hockey Jesus said...

Well we just met and there's your crotch. Enough said.