Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Hump Day Humor: Adventures Off the Pill

Here's a fall out of your chair funny account of one woman going off the pill:

What Life Looks Like On The Pill

Days 1 - 26

Sweet, chemically induced uterine silence.

Day 27

Anne: Hi, Period. I have you down for arrival tomorrow, sometimes between noon and five. I’ll take some accommodations in the gym bag just in case you get here before lunch. And I’ll be starting up new pills on Sunday, so I am expecting you to clear out of here by Monday morning. Will there be anything else?

Period: No, Ma’am. I can’t believe I fell for that whole chemically induced false pregnancy thing again. You sure are a trickster, Anne. Anyway, pleasure to be working with you.

Anne: Hope you enjoyed your stay at Chez Nahm Uterus. See you again next month.


What Life Looks Like Off The Pill

Day 2

Period: Whoooooo! Free of my chemical restraints! Freedom! I’m going party in your uterus like its 1999!

Anne: Why am I crying and laughing at the same time?

Period: hahahahahahahahaha! See ya around, sucker!

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Zowie Moore said...

There is seriously nothing like a party in the uterus.

Becky Mochaface said...

Amen sister!

Regan said...

OMG! So darn true!