Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Hump Day Humor: Cheerios
Two boys, a 6-year-old and a 4-year-old, are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we startedcussing."
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want forbreakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."