Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Hump Day Humor: Confessionals

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

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An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:


Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, and many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls who were hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: 'And Are you sorry for your sins?

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Then why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm telling everybody!"

Thursday, December 21, 2006

HARRY POTTER BOOK 7 TITLE!!!!!!!!

OMG!!! It's finally here. Talk about the best Christmas present this year. J.K. Rowling has announced the title of Book 7!!!! To avoid spoiling the fun for those that want to find it on their on, you'll have to scroll to the bottom to see the title. In the middle, I'm posting instructions for how you can go to www.jkrowling.com and find the title on your own.

I'd love to hear everyone's thoughts and theories. Please comment and let's get some discussion going!

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1. On
www.jkrowling.com click the eraser on her desk.
2. Click on the knob of the open door in the mirror to reveal a Christmas tree.
3. Click on the top half of the main door to reveal a wreath.
4. Click on the top of the mirror to reveal garland.
5. Click on the spider web next to the mirror.
6. Click on the 4th chime in the window; it becomes the key for the door.
7. Drag the key to the door knob to unlock the main door.
8. There's a package on the desk. Click on the bow and it will reveal a game of Hangman.
9. Play the game to reveal the title.
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The Title for Book 7 is.....

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!

Merry Christmas everyone!

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Hump Day Humor: A Real Test

My apologies in the delay of posting folks. It's been one of those mornings. This week's joke is in honor of all of you in school taking/preparing for finals.

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As final exams neared, two students, very confident of their A averages in Chemistry class, decided to spend a weekend enjoying the social life of a nearby college. Although their Chemistry final was the first thing Monday morning they were reasonably certain they could pull it off.

After a very late Sunday evening they overslept and did not arrive back on campus until Monday afternoon. In the hopes of avoiding failing the exam the two decided to tell their professor that they had a flat tire on the way back to campus.

Sympathetic to the situation, the professor allowed them to make up the exam. After being seated in different rooms the two opened their exam books and began working.

The first question, for 25 points, was a simple question on fusion. When they turned the page to answer the next question, however, both students shared the same look of despair though they were seated in different rooms.

75 point question: Which tire was flat?

Sunday, December 3, 2006

More Harry Potter 5 clips

Last night during the showing of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, ABC Family aired some clips and cast interviews from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Interviews include Dan Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, David Yates, Evanna Lynch, Helena Bonham Carter and Imelda Staunton. Enjoy!

Friday, December 1, 2006

Grey's Anatomy S3ep10

1. "I should never have had a kid" I can only imagine how rough it must be to have a mother with Alzheimer's. I have a couple friends with relatives that suffer from the disease and I know how hard it is on them. It must be so hard to hear your mother say "I should never have had a kid" even if she doesn't know what year it is and who you are.

2. Conjoined adult twins. What an interesting case. Talk about your separation anxiety. You spend 20, 30 years attached to your brother and then in one day you're not anymore and you find out your fiance is in love with him. What a range of emotions. They were hilarious.

3. Go Izzie, for standing up to McSteamy, well at least the first time anyway. And although she caved the second time, she still put him in his place for not acting in a way that garners respect. Sloane is the kind of guy that has to learn the hard way. If you pander to his petty requests, he'll never get it. And maybe we are beginning to see a mend in his friendship with McDreamy? There was a brief moment during the surgery where they bonded in a way that I imagine to be like the old times. I'd like to see them friends. I think it would be an interesting storyline.

4. Has Burke's tremor and subsequent blame on Derek, hurt McDreamy's confidence in himself? I think it might have. And of course, Miranda came in, told the truth, and saved the day.

5. Meredith doesn't want to be close to her stepfamily. I get it. But I think she feels guilty for knowing them, that she's betraying her mom if she gets close to them. She also might have a slight issue with the stepmom being there and supporting her daughter. Her mom wasn't, and here's the woman married to her dad, mother to her half-sisters, being what she needed and didn't get. It's completely understandable.

6. George has always had issues. But lately they've taken a nasty turn as George has become dark and twisty himself. I get the Christina and Burke thing, a certain amount of trust was lost, along with his doe-eyed worshipping of Burke (but then I think almost everyone's lost that now). And he's having trouble coping with his dad's illness. What angers me is his treatment of Callie. As creepy as I think she is, no one deserves that. They were broken up. She slept with McSteamy to try to get over him. It wasn't a personal attack on him and yet he acts like it is. Thank goodness his dad straightened him out a little bit. Although George hasn't admitted it out loud yet, I'm hoping he's starting to realize where the real issue lies and will return to his normal, lovable self instead of the spiteful jerk he's become.

7. I'm so glad Burke got yelled at by the Chief. It's only fair. He didn't kill anyone true, but he was taking tremendous risk because he didn't have the guts to admit a weakness. But finally, he's taking his part of the blame and is going to let McDreamy try to fix his hand. And Christina got on the elevator with them. Maybe there's hope for the two of them yet. If that's so, maybe this whole thing with the tremor will serve to help them get over their major issues and stay together. Although I think the immediate road is going to be rocky, maybe they'll turn a corner.

8. On the whole, I thought this episode was mediocre. But the best thing about the whole hour: Miranda. She was incredible and not just her character, but the acting job by Chandra Wilson was phenomenal. Just fraktastic! She seemed so angry at the Chief for not punishing Christina and Burke, and she seemed angry with the two of them. All of which I think is true. She was angry with all of them. But I think she was more angry with herself. Out of five interns, she's now failed two, at least in her mind. But this time rather than doubt her skills as a doctor, she's angry and she's not afraid to show it. And her truth-teller: the Chief. What a great scene between the two of them. So touching and such raw emotion!