Thursday, February 23, 2006

Dirty sayings at work

Now that I have my "high heel" job, I have to be professional and can no longer giggle when anyone says anything that I can construe as dirty. Let's just say it's been very difficult. Here are some examples.

1. [Client] is like a bike. They're erect, but wobbly.
2. We need to penetrate this magazine and fast.

I'm sure there'll be more to "come" later.

Wednesday, February 8, 2006

Starbucks

My friends, I officially don't to have to make those damn crappucinos any more! WHOOP! You mean I don't to have to look forward to summer and matcha powder? Can we say heaven!!! No more making UBB! No more smelling like milk and mocha! No more mochaface? :( Ah well, sacrifices must be made. :)